I wore this outfit to work the other day and on a quick stop in a store, was told the following by the cashier girl:
“I love your outfit! It’s like if pirates were fashionable!”
Not exactly the look I was going for, but it did give me a laugh. Let’s just hope my boss didn’t think the same thing. Ha. Perhaps I ought to invest in a bedazzled eyepatch to complete the ensemble? And while we’re on the subject of pirates, I might as well go ahead and admit that I may or may not fantasize about jumping Jack Sparrow’s bones on occasion. Emphasis on the may. Something about that eyeliner and the swaying alcoholism (Note: I do not condone or search for alcoholism in potential mates. This is an exception to the rule.)
Just look at him – with those eyes I can even somehow forgive the rotten teeth. Sort of.
So – moral of the story – should you ever have the urge to appear to others as a Pirates of the Caribbean character, simply don a pair of high-waisted cropped dress pants, a striped button-up, a men’s vest, pumps and an ass-ton of jewelry. Voila!
- Fab Finding Follow Up: Posh Pirate (fabsugar.com)
- Love It or Hate It? Kat DeLuna’s Rhinestone Eyepatch (bellasugar.com)
- British Woman Steals Ferry, Claims She is Jack Sparrow (complex.com)