If Pirates Were Fashionable

I wore this outfit to work the other day and on a quick stop in a store, was told the following by the cashier girl:

“I love your outfit!  It’s like if pirates were fashionable!”

Not exactly the look I was going for, but it did give me a laugh.  Let’s just hope my boss didn’t think the same thing.  Ha.  Perhaps I ought to invest in a bedazzled eyepatch to complete the ensemble?  And while we’re on the subject of pirates, I might as well go ahead and admit that I may or may not fantasize about jumping Jack Sparrow’s bones on occasion.  Emphasis on the may.  Something about that eyeliner and the swaying alcoholism (Note: I do not condone or search for alcoholism in potential mates.  This is an exception to the rule.)

Just look at him – with those eyes I can even somehow forgive the rotten teeth.  Sort of.

So – moral of the story – should you ever have the urge to appear to others as a Pirates of the Caribbean character, simply don a pair of high-waisted cropped dress pants, a striped button-up, a men’s vest, pumps and an ass-ton of jewelry.  Voila!

(As you may have noticed in previous posts, my dog likes to ensure his ass gets its 15 minutes of fame.)

(And sometimes he shows his face.  He’s so freaking cute I can’t stand it.  Also, I seem to be going for the crunchy hair look.  No wonder I was mistaken for a pirate.  It IS clean, I promise.)

Shirt (Old Navy), Vest (Consignment), Pants (H&M), Shoes (Kohl’s), Necklaces (Kohl’s), Watch (Target)


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