Per the request of my amiga Sarah, I shall now illustrate my previous post on laziness and 10 ways to hide greasy hair (you can view the full post here).
Warning: the photos below may cause you to be aroused and want to marry me.
10 Ways to Hide Greasy Hair
- More gel – apparently the “slicked back” look is in…?
- Say you just showered.
- Wear work out clothes (“Sorry…I’m just really fit. It’s a hard life I lead.”)
- Distraction (Wear obnoxiously bright pants…anything to draw attention DOWN. And if clothing isn’t distracting enough, you can always pee. It’s guaranteed to attract.)
- Tease the shit out of it.
- True Life: I’m Lazy (so I came up with 10 ways to hide greasy hair) (ipreferheels.com)
- 6 Simple Steps to Glossy (Not Greasy!) Hair (bellasugar.com)
- 10 Reasons Your Hair Is Greasy (bellasugar.com)