10 Ways To Hide Greasy Hair: Illustrated Version

Per the request of my amiga Sarah, I shall now illustrate my previous post on laziness and 10 ways to hide greasy hair (you can view the full post here).

Warning: the photos below may cause you to be aroused and want to marry me.

10 Ways to Hide Greasy Hair

  1. Hat.
  2. Scarf.
  3. Ponytail/Bun.
  4. More gel – apparently the “slicked back” look is in…?
  5. Say you just showered.
  6. Wear work out clothes (“Sorry…I’m just really fit.  It’s a hard life I lead.”)
  7. Headband.
  8. Braid.
  9. Distraction (Wear obnoxiously bright pants…anything to draw attention DOWN.  And if clothing isn’t distracting enough, you can always pee.  It’s guaranteed to attract.)
  10. Tease the shit out of it.

 

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