Per the request of my amiga Sarah, I shall now illustrate my previous post on laziness and 10 ways to hide greasy hair (you can view the full post here).

Warning: the photos below may cause you to be aroused and want to marry me.

10 Ways to Hide Greasy Hair

1. Hat.
2. Scarf.
3. Ponytail/Bun.
4. More gel – apparently the “slicked back” look is in…?
5. Say you just showered.
6. Wear work out clothes (“Sorry…I’m just really fit.  It’s a hard life I lead.”)
7. Headband.
8. Braid.
9. Distraction (Wear obnoxiously bright pants…anything to draw attention DOWN.  And if clothing isn’t distracting enough, you can always pee.  It’s guaranteed to attract.)
10. Tease the shit out of it.

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• True Life: I’m Lazy (so I came up with 10 ways to hide greasy hair) (ipreferheels.com)
• 6 Simple Steps to Glossy (Not Greasy!) Hair (bellasugar.com)
• 10 Reasons Your Hair Is Greasy (bellasugar.com)